Like this post

sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

Like this post
Lust is Saturday night; love is Sunday morning. Kid in my lit class  (via lykereally)

(Source: melodiousgeekery)

Like this post
That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second. (via duplication)

(Source: angiellehcim)

Like this post
width:500px
Like this post
Like this post
Like this post
Like this post

"Like the moon we borrow our lightI am nothing but a shadow in the nightSo if you let me, I will catch fireTo let your glory and mercy shine” 
Like this post

hesitence:

i didnt lose my virginity, i know exactly who has it

Like this post
Like this post
thelovenotebook:

More good vibes here
Like this post
Like this post
kushandwizdom:

More good vibes here
Like this post
width:500px
Like this post

Anonymous said: What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.

Like this post
width:500px
Like this post
Like this post
Like this post
Like this post
Like this post
Like this post
credit